please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Randomize
