do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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