If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
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2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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