ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Just pee around me
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my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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