On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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