The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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