i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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