Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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