My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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