38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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