The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
The best revenge is premature balding
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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