her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
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DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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