just come out here and I will go home with you...
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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