I want to walk on stilts...naked
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
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Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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