There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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