I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I want to have your abortion
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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