Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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