Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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