We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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