the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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