another moral hangover. fuck.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
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