STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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