I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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