Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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