Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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