i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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