i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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