I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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