I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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