I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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