I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
