Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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