Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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