I love black thongs
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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