So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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