You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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