Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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