Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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