can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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