it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
if only i could text you this smell
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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