Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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