So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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