so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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