you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we made out on top of his cat.
this just has baby written all over it
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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