are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
well you can't waste a boner
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
