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  yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit

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  These 19 Men’s Fashion Mistakes are Unforgivable, According to Women

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight

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  Challenge Accepted

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• (512): View more from Texas

  You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure

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• (956): View more from Texas

  I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick

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