either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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