Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
