Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
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The air was thick with penises
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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