I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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