She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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