I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
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i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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