Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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