Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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