i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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