First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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